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Julie Andrews.
Julie, Fucking, Andrews.
Julie, I look better than you even though I am 76 years old, Andrews.
Julie, I am both Mary Poppins, Maria Von Trapp and the Queen of Genovia, Andrews.
Julie, Queen of EVERYTHING, Andrews.
Her face just says Queen
I was literally JUST wondering why there isnt a massive Julie Andrews fandom. She is just so classy.
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forget obama and romney i think we all know who would do a better job
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Word
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned up-side-down,
And I like to take a minute, just sit right there, I’ll tell you how we became Rumple and the Mad Hatter.In the Enchanted Forest born and raised
In my portal is where I spent most of my days
Cursin’ & Killing and being all malice
Stealing some babies outside of the palace
When this sweet little girl who was kind of a mess
Needed some help to stop being depressed
so I hired this Doctor to bring back the dead
But it was really all a scheme to get her to see red
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aaaaand done.
President Obama’s face is the face of America.
Said in front of a man raised by a single parent and became President of the United States. I would call that “going somewhere in life.”
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this is like porn. omg
its better than porn.
The pen is mightier than the penis
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